Beer-as-‘Jesus’ Theorem
top definition
(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a “piece of pie” (v-g-n-l orifice) or, replacing the deity!
the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the “big game”, as opposed to jettisoning of male dna in the v-g-n-l c-n-l, i.e. -supreme potentate!!
come on folks!, beer not that! good!!
(never mind!! lets’ all get ‘sloppy’ and ‘stupid’!!)
how ’bout ‘dose yankee fans??
big bull went to h-ll!! for daring to ‘stink’ on alcohol, via his beer-as-‘jesus’ theorem!!
the ‘girls’ felt powerless, when confronting the beer-as-‘jesus’ theorem!!
beer-as-‘jesus’ theorem unaccepted! in my ‘house of worship’!
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