The Supersoaker
the act in which a man penetrates a woman through her -n-l c-n-l, then proceeding to insert his right or left hand into her v-g-n- to stroke his p-n-s that is in the -n-l c-n-l through the v-g-n-l wall with the hand inside the v-g-n-.
i was fooling around with my girlfriend, and she told me to stick it into her -ss. i thought it would be fun to then, stick my hand into her c-nt, and give her the supersoaker, i was stroking my shaft through her v-g-n-l tissue so rough she started to bleed, but luckily, i blew my load, and felt my pulsating c-ck through her p-ssy. best s-x ever!!!
whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man c-m in the chicks sn-tch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the s-m-n, preferably onto the man’s chest, face, or into his own -ss.
man: f-ck me sideways, i forgot a condom
woman: no worries we can do the super soaker, that way i cannot get pregnant
man: cool beanss
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