beer baptism
after finishing a shower beer, you fill the empty bottle/can with shower water and pour it over your head.
friend 1: “hey were you drinking in the shower again? you never cleaned up your bottles.”
friend 2: “yea, sorry about that. a beer baptism was held.”
friend 1: “in the name of the father, son, and holy beer. your sins have been washed away my son.”
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