beer baron

noun. a person who is highly skilled in the robbing, heisting, or transporting of any type of beer. in the 1920s the term “beer baron” referred to bootleggers. the new age beer baron is simply known for heisting and supplying large sums of people with beer, weather it be a party, kickback, or any celebration, if the beer baron is involved, everyone around him will be sh-tfaced.
ex 1: sh-t dude, did you see the beer baron walk out of the store with 4 cases of beer?

ex 2: the beer baron is so bad-ss that store workers don’t even attempt to stop him!!

ex 3: is that an alcoholic? is that a paying customer? no! its the beer baron! dundundun!

ex 4: i hear the beer baron gets re constructive face surgery every 5 years so the cops don’t find him.

ex 5: fc-k yeah, the beer baron just showed up to our party, now we can get wasted.
someone who is absurdly good at beer pong on his or her first try, usually stemming from beginners luck. he/she tends to get progressively worse as the games go on and/or they drink more.
person 1 – “that guys owning the pong table tonight and it’s his first time playing!”
person 2 – “yeah, hes a real beerbaron. it won’t last all night.”
someone who is absurdly good at beer pong on his or her first try, usually stemming from beginners luck. he/she tends to get progressively worse as the games go on and/or they drink more.
person 1 – “that guys owning the pong table tonight and it’s his first time playing!”
person 2 – “yeah, hes a real beerbaron. it won’t last all night.”
noun. a male who enters a party demanding a beer. he will comandeer any beer they will see. while comandeering, the baron will rape and pillage the party. the wenches are thrown to his feet to honor the baron of his prescence. this practice is similar to the sacrifice of animals towards zeus. in four years, the house will hold an olympic compet-tion for the baron. after an hour or so, the baron will then smuggle out a keg for his purpose.
whoa, is that beer baron? i think he looks very similar to bryan. the beer baron was thrown a woman to his feet. she looks like dawn
an individual who has been granted the t-tle of baron for their heroic actions involving the consumption of large quant-ties of beer. this individual usually is the last one standing after a long night of consuming cases of beer.

requirements to obatain the t-tle of baron:
drink 400 fl. oz. of beer within 2 hours, drunk dial a few people, listen to ipod to recharge, have a partner punch you in the face for strength, repeat for another 2 hours(best achieved on empty stomach)
daniel: did you drink that whole case of shiners last night?
nick: i think i did.
daniel: and a case of samuel l. jacksons?
nick: i vaguely remember doing so.
daniel: and a 12 pack of bud?
nick: for breakfast… before i past out.
daniel: i grant you the t-tle of beer baron.