Beer Beard


the required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer “aficionado”. can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.
i was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because i was clean shaven. more importantly, i didn’t have the mandatory beer beard. you can’t try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

beer beard {hipster] follower slob craft dumb

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