Beer Bottle Sex
occurs when a man cannot have s-x with a women because she is not ready (wet). the resulting effect can be closely related to trying to stick your p-n-s inside of a beer bottle.
” – man, i wanted to f-ck dana so badly, but she wasn’t in the mood.. i couldn’t wait, i just stuck it in!
– ouch!… beer bottle s-x”
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