beer coat
(extra credit for dogfish)n. the invisible force that keeps you warm, irrelevant of the external temperature, after consuming vast amounts of alchoholic liquid refreshment…see also beer goggles beer m-ffs mystery taxi beer scooter
“are you coming with us in the taxi quentin? it’s frightfully nippy out” “fackin tennn notes for a fackin ride home,, fack offff,,my beer coat’ll keep me warm you fackin toffs”
the non-existent jacket that keeps you warm while walking home drunk in a t-shirt at 2am
is your ‘beer coat’ keepin you warm?
the sensation of being so drunk that you can no longer feel the cold.
“weren’t you cold last night?”
“no, i was wearing my beer coat.”
the invisible yet highly effective coat you wear when walking home after a night on the p-ss when you cant feel the cold
a coat that is worn by a person who is slightly intoxicated. marijuana may or may not be mandatory with said accessory.
“d-mn that c-nt and his beer coat.”
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