Beer Deer
the term for when someone is involved in a single car accident while intoxicated, and files an insurance claim the following day which lays blame on a fictional deer (or dog, cat, racc–n, etc.) which jumped in the road and caused the accident.
it could also be used describe a drunk driving accident cover-up told to a spouse, child, police officer, or anyone who would seriously frown upon drinking and driving.
guy #1: “hey, i heard you crashed your car on the way home from that party last night. ”
guy #2: “naw, i just jumped the curb and bent my rim avoiding a beer deer.” wink wink “i told my wife that i saved bambi, and i’d do it again if i had to, it’s just a car. ”
guy #1: “you’re a real piece of work.”
#drunk #lie #douche bag #fraud #drunk driving
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