beer googles
a condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite s-x appears much more attractive than when sober.
“dude, i woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. i must have had some serious beer goggles last night.”
the act of googling a guy or girl you met at the bar when you get home – still wasted
that guy hot but i beergoogled him – he belongs to the china doll collection club
when a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of google.
i tried to find a night club online last night but i was so drunk i used yahoo.com. beer googles got the best of me.
when somebody has a few drinks and suddenly think they know everything. people wearing their beer googles are usually compelled by an irresistable urge to share their wealth of knowlegde with anybody who will listen.
thats not true, pay no attention to him, he is wearing his beer googles.
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