beer Jew
a person, not necessarily of the jewish faith, who never buys or throws down money for alcohol, but ends up drinking it anyway.
harry-“yo jewson, you throwing down any money for booze?”
jewson- “naw man”
harry- “dont drink it then beer jew”
someone who goes around looking for the cheapest beer no matter how sh-tty it taste. they generally brag about how they found a place that sells beers on tap for 75 cents in some hick town with a population of 9.
they refuse to share beers usually stating, “im dont wanna sick dude!” an also dont wanna even set foot in a bar until happy hour.
they also get frustrated when you or a homie buys a nice type of beer or god forbid, a c-cktail.
example 1
brando: “yeah can i get a newcastle please”
oscar: “dude! dont get that. get a highlife. thier on happy hour an its a buck! cant beat that!”
example 2
garrett: “hey man, last night i was at this place that sells microbrews on tap, ok, microbrews! 55 cents! i go sooo drunk an my bill was like 11 bucks. hahahaaha”
phil: “dont be such a beer jew, that sh-t was probably just water with rubbing alcohol.”
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