Beer Koozied


when you’ve had -n-l s-x with a dark skinned woman who has a voluptuous derriere or booty.

where the dark skin of her -ss cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the koozie, and the mans p-n-s resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its koozie.
one guido said to the other guido, i beer koozied this bootylicious chick up against the wall in the alley outside the club last night, fist pump!!

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