Beer Lindsey
a male who is a straight up alcohol lightweight. he wastes exorbitant amounts of beer by only drinking half of each can, and then discreetly setting the other hot half down amidst the other party refuse, and leaving it. the beer lindsey gives the illusion of being a seasoned heavyweight, but truly drinks like a, “young high school girl”. the discarded half of the beer is discovered the next day during party cleanup, and is now referred to as a, “lindseyed beer”. the true heavyweights then proceed to drink the lindseyed beers, as they consider it blasphemous to waste such large amounts of nectar.
pledge 1. (during clean up after pledge night). god d-mn there were a bunch of beer lindsey’s here last night. i’ve found at least 20 half full beers.
pledge 2. hair of the dog motherf-cker. if not for the beer lindsey, we would have to go buy another 12 pack.
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