beer map


the phrase you use when you only know your way around someplace when under the influence of alcohol.
squid, wheres prospect?
i don’t know bro, i’m sober and i only know it on my beer map.
when you can only remember how to get to a certain place when you are drunk.
jon: dude where are we going?
drunken man: idk dude i’m completely sober, so i don’t have my beer map.

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