beer mirror
the exact opposite of beer goggles, when you drink too much you start to think that you look good and your taste in the opposite s-x becomes restricted to better looking people, this will usually cause you to go home alone.
“i’m lookin so good in the beer mirror, i dunno if tyra banks would be worthy of this”
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