beer nuts
small bowl full of peanuts available at most fine bars, which have been contaminated thouroughly by urine, feces and snot due to lack of handwashing and bowl rotation.
i reached into the bowl of beernuts and found a nice, moist peanut.
the official disease of milwaukee.
the doctor told me today that i’ve got the worst case of beernuts he’s ever seen!
beer getting spilled in your crotch area and it looks like you have p-ssed your pants.
“i’d go talk to her but john spilled his beer on me and gave me beer nuts.”
aggression or gumption acquired through getting immensely intoxicated. a demonstration of such is often displayed at parties, bars, night clubs, and strip clubs to show off for the opposite s-x or impress one’s friends.
samantha: mark just shoved jason! what the h-ll is he thinking?
david: he isn’t… he just has beer nuts.
what happens to a man when he spills a beer on his crotch.
bob got a severe case of the beer nuts leaving the party with a roadie when he saw the red and blue lights behind him.
name commonly given by drunk sushi chefs to salted soy beans provided as an appetizer at a sushi bars.
“hey yoshi, can i have some beer nuts?”
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