Beer Poop
as much fun as it sounds, beer p–p is actually a remedy for the clogged -n-s that sometimes befalls certain cheese-ridden individuals. it is similar to an enema, though it employs the technology of carbonation.
to perform the beer p–p on a sickly individual:
1) bend that sucker over and drop their pants.
2) open a long neck beer and shake it up with your thumb atop the bottle.
3) let the thumb go and immediately insert the neck of the beer into the sick individual’s -n-s.
4) try to catch the quickly exiting t-rds for bonus points.
bonus points if your beer p–p is performed by ron jeremy, and/or you host videos of beer p–ping on the network servers of duke university.
man, all that bojangles and poppyc-ck left me hurting for a beer p–p.
let’s go watch beerp–p.avi in guenther’s room.
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