beer sandals


a term used to describe the accidental or purposeful attachment of a beverage can (particularly beer) to the bottom of ones shoe by stepping on it. this usually results in a slight elevation in height as well as a satisfying clink-clunk sound when walking. extremely entertaining until they fall off.
i had to stop laughing when the cop told emily to take off her beer sandals while inside the restaurant.

his beer sandals made the perfect clink-clunk sound until he lost them in the mud.

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