the extra weight you gain on an extended beer binge. not the water weight you put on during a long weekend, but the soft demeanor of your “bod” after weeks of steady hop consumption and neglect of your usual exercise routine.
it’s not fat, it’s not chub, it’s beer skin.
- bee tee dubs
the further b-st-rdisation of btw, which stands for by the way. (sort of like, in addition to…) i really like your face, bee tee dubs. an elongated version of btw: abbreviation for “by the way” kadeja: “…yeah that beezy was a such a strumpet! oh! beeteedub: did you see the p–p tooth on that hoodrat?” […]
a word invented by vincent “don vito” margera which means “be glad.” i’m letting you go beglat i’m gonna get you back later.
- behind these hazel eyes
a song by american idol winner kelly clarkson. known for its avril lavigne-meets-papa roach pop/alternative metal sound, it is quite darker than what we are used to hearing from her. dissed mainly by people who either (1) say it’s meaningless pop music, or (2) are skeptical because of some of its phrases that they think […]
- belizian time
something that occurs within 4 hours of the time originally stated it would. this expression originated in belize, a country in which n-body on time due to a relaxed, no-rush lifestyle. matt: so the boat is coming to pick us up when? eric: cho man, di boat be comin’ by arown nine o clock belizian […]
- bench pressing
to sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus. if someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up. “i was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the sh-r-s of sweden!!!”