beer squirts


a bowel condition that follows a night of heavy beer drinking. p–p matter violently squirts out of the b-tt in a liquid form. could be caused from all the carbonation in beer.
dude, i have a nasty case of the beer squirts sorry i can’t go out drinking again.

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