Beer Wizard


the designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). usually that -sshole who asks “who do you know here?”.
“the beer wizard asked me what the capitol of north carolina was and i couldn’t think of it! no beer for me.”

“two beers please mr. beer wizard.”
the one who summons and distributes beer at college party’s
“yo where’s the beer wizard at?”
“bro, they’re over there, summoning it as we speak”
the designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). usually that -sshole who asks “who do you know here?”.
“the beer wizard asked me what the capitol of north carolina was and i couldn’t think of it! no beer for me.”

“two beers please mr. beer wizard.”

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