beeranoia
the emotional state of thinking you’ve run out of beer, but then realize you actually still have some left.
decrepit drunk b-st-rd: “jumpin jesus f-ck bud, i’ve got no beer man!”
16 seconds later
“sweet jesus, holy f-ck i’ve got beer bai…’magin i just experienced beeranoia.
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