beerapotamus


a large male or female human that becomes excessively large after excessive consumption of beers. having a beer belly, or beer b-tt resembling a hippopatomus therefore it is called a beerapotamus. ( i want a beerapotamus for christmas, only a beerapotamus will do, i don’t want a doll, no tiny tinker toy, i want a beerapotamus to play with and enjoy!)
during the holiday festivities the beerapotamus consumes excessively large amounts of beer. (approximately 24-36 beers a day)

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