beerspiration


an act who’s insperation is derived entirely from the unclear cognitive behavioral thought patterns -ssociated with consuming inexpensive malt beverages.
john: “you sure have drank a lot of steel reserve tonight”
paul: “wow, i got an idea……”
john: “are you sure you are alright, you really are not thinking normal”
paul: “so what i am gonna do is ride my kid’s tricycle off the roof, and grind off the hand rail on the sidewalk, flipping an allie 360 to a perfect landing on the street.”
john: “that is total beerspiration”

result: a m-ssive trauma
that whisky-barrel bo smell that occurs in people who drink to the point that they’ve started to sweat it out.
jessica: man can you believe he said that to me?

patrick: yeah. all he does is sit on the balcony and drink. try to not go near him. he’s got that nasty beerspiration smell.

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