beertender
one who lies on their resume about having bartending experience, but in actuality can only open twist off beers.
terry poured canadian club into someone’s club soda, that’s when we knew he was a beertender.
a bartender that works at a bar that does not serve liquor or mixed drinks.
patron- “can i get two shots of tequila and two beers, please?”
bartender- “sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar.”
patron to friend- “we can’t get shots, he’s just a beertender.”
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