Beertiful


beertiful
main entry: beer·ti·ful
pr-nunciation: ‘bir-ti-f&l
function: adjective
1:having qualities of beauty hidden from the un-medicated eye, evinced only by the liberating effects of alcohol.
2:harboring questionable aesthetic values; questions answered only amidst an inebriation celebration.
“hey man, you totally hooked up with fatily natalie last night at craig’s party! what the h-ll were you thinking?”
“dude, last night she was so beertiful. i need to stop drinking.”
the level of quality done by spouse in completion of a disliked task or choir that is worthy of a six pack.
” wow honey! you did a beertiful job cleaning the bathroom!”
adj: describes a beer that is delectable, delicious, and generally all around fantasic.
this heiner brau strawberry ale is beertiful!

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