beeson blaster


a type of person with a mushroom shaped chode that likes to jack off to men. especially christians.
f-ck we caught that beeson blaster in the act! lets not let him get away with it this time.
slang term for a person who loves to blast music while his parents are home to block out the sound of him jacking off.
oh man that guy is such a beeson blaster! he just jacked off right onto his carpet.

dude that beeson blaster just jacked off to christian’s nudes!

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