beetard


a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce cr-p honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.
‘what the f-cks that buzzing in my hair????’
‘oh, don’t worry. its just a beetard.’
someone who goes apesh-t and starts running around flailing at a flying insect.
eddie stop being a beetard, it’s a gnat.
when someone has gone stupid from drinking to much beer. hence bee-tard
“f–ky look mans is h-ttin the beer bong again trying to break your record”; mans dont be such a beetard.
someone who is stupid. may have been derived from the word bushtard.
why did you do that? you are such a beetard.

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