beetle hood


camel toe, moose knuckle, vertical taco, the v-lv-
look at the beetle hood on that chick… you could park your bike in it
camel toe, moose knuckle, vertical taco, the v-lv-!
look at the beetlehood on that chick… you could park your bike in it!
a “beetle hood” is a fat stomach flap hanging over and usually hiding the v-g-n- on an overweight female, the flap resembles the hood of a volkswagen beetle. it often collects debris and usually smells like a rotting fetus.
she was so god d-mn fat i couldn’t even lift up that beetle hood to f-ck her!

she needs to clean under that beetle hood, it smells like a rotting fetus!
the same as v-g-n-. it refers to the shape od the female organ inside cotton panties.
hey dude, check out that beetle hood.

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