beetling


the act of curling up and lying on your back, just like a flipped over beetle. sometimes tricky to get back up
‘what you doing?’
‘beetling…’
‘why?’
‘mad hangover!’
throwing unrefined, wholewhweat flour into a sleeping victim’s face so that they look like weavles are crawling all over them.
since he hated bugs so much, once he p-ssed out, he was in for a beetling.

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