beezo-hound


an exeptionally clever canine that can fetch humans beezos on request and impregnate b-tches without paying any child support.
“hey, cletus. i’m all out of beezo. tell that beezo-hound, maginald to fetch me a fresh one…and stop paying child support.”

“man, i really don’t feel like getting out of my chair. i wish i had a beezo-hound to get me an ice-cold beezo.”

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