beflabbergastimate


to surprise, shock, and befuddle someone into stupidity.
the bigger the vocabulary, the better the book (not). every now and then you should beflabbergastimate your reader with a shimmerglitzering showray of innovational superlatative cogitations.- secretgeek.net “how to write a novel.”

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