begg

a really wet fart not categorized as a shart.
oh did you just beggs gross
shortcut for doushbag
see that stupid guy? he is such a begg!
#douchbag #begg #douch bag #stupid #idiot
rhymes with peg,and leg!
my name is begg and my dad has one leg!

hey! it’s peg leg begg!
#begg #leg #rhyme #peg #awesome
a variation of the term “bullsh-t” or “b-s”. b-eggs stands for bacon and eggs, which in place of bullsh-t, is both politicaly correct and not insulting to squimish r-t-rds and small children.
“hey man, i just saw your world religions mark. it’s 26%!”
“oh thats b-eggs!”
#bullsh-t #bs #b eggs #bull #bee ss
verb. to prepare for something which is highly unlikely with unwarranted detail.

adjective. a person or object which is ingenious having created a solution for an issue which is not currently a problem.

noun. a person who is at all times prepared for the highly unlikely.
verb.

“i need to get beggs for a zombie invasion by stockpiling industrial glowsticks.”

adjective.
“my nightvision aviators are beggs.”

noun.
“i understand there might be a time when you need all that stuff on your belt but it makes you look like a beggs.”
#prepared #survivalist #inventive #resourceful #ready #geek
another name for a pimp who also happens to carry crack in his -ss.
person 1: that guy is such a beggs.
person 2: true that.
#beggo #harry #begg #pimp #crack #-ss
abbreviation for bacon and eggs.
“man, i could smash down some beggs right now.”

“does anywhere do beggs this late at night?”
#bacon #eggs #breakfast #food #hangover