Behrend
-noun
the second largest campus of the penn state university located in erie, pennsylvania. it has approximately 4,500 full-time students and of that number, 1,700 live on-campus. at behrend there isn’t much to do besides drink and make a huge mess. behrend is known as the campus of stairs and ramps because it exists solely on uneven ground. it is also known as the campus of “c-cks and b-lls” because of the male/female ratio; which is ~2/1.
“i didn’t get into university park so i went to behrend instead”
“dude, there’s always a party going on at behrend. of course, it’s also always a sausage fest.”
an obnoxiously loud angry drunk. often p-sses out and wakes up pantsless not knowing where or why he is where he is.
dude you’ve had enough, you’re starting to get behrends
a random person obsessed with world of warcraft. he can be generally found doing stuff on an island while eating cheese.
you are acting like a total behrend today.
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