Behrens


someone who’s only purpose is to take advantage of a unsuspecting innocent females. this person is highly skilled in the art of deception and trickery. there should be caution if approached and never stare directly into the eyes of this person. if eyes are locked, a wave of energy emits, plaguing you with any past chimo or perv experiences you’ve had to endure at a younger age. this makes your entire lower body paralyzed and somehow your pants and pulled down while the person is no where to be found.
“did you hear on the news, we need to be on the look out for behrens. they said that all females need to excise extreme caution until police find this predator.”

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