Beifuss


the name of a caucasian debate coach who enjoys torturing little children for his own s-d-stic pleasure. can often be found in a room alone, laughing at the pain he’s inflicted on the little children. if you don’t offer at least three blood sacrifices of novices, he will find you.
the beifuss put the children on the rack and sat back with his beer.

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