Being a Ross
a fat, lazy, obese, stationery fat b-st-rd for more than a days time on a couch it’s too hard to workout, i know everything about anything and i work harder then any man woman or child on this planet, and i’m never wrong no matter what. period
parents asked if i would ever move out i replied ” no i’m being a ross”
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