Beira’d


verb (use with object)
to be the subject of unfortunate or random events that result in detrimental treatment as a direct result of being in beira, mozambique either physically or emotionally.

adjective
the state of being negatively treated

usage note: i just got beira’d, you just got beira’d. that was a good beira-ing

pr-nounced: {bey-ruh}
to wait 90 minutes for lunch and have it arrive burnt … you just got beira’d
to have drinks served and knock one’s sungl-sses to the floor smashing them … you just got beira’d
to attempt to use toilets only to not have toilet paper nor running water …you just got beira’d
to use weights in a hotel gym only to have them fall to pieces … you just got beira’d
to wait at beira airport for 12 hours for a delayed flight …you just got beira’d

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