Bekah Bear
1) a wild bear, spotted only rarely on the coasts of beautiful beaches. despite it’s menacing name, it’s known to be one of the cuddliest and friendliest of bears.
but beware, if hit with a craving for cupcakes, you’re sh-t out of luck.
2) a common pet name for bekahs, if you have half a brain to realize how cute she is. she’ll blow your mind like a bear will rip off your face. therefore, bekah bear.
again, beware of cupcake cravings. there be no wrath like that of a hungry bekah bear.
person 1: is that a bekah bear on that beach?
person 2: yea, it is… wait… what’s that smell? is that cupcakes?
person 1: oh lord, run for your life, it’s coming right at us.
person 2: i don’t want to die! -sob-
person 1: gosh i love my bekah bear.
bekah bear: i saw a cupcake commercial.
person 1: -no longer there-
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