Bekam
bekam an old english word meaning a r-t-rded, useless and weak farm animal. this word was later given to people who were fantastically thick and incapable of stringing 3 words together in a sentance without getting a severe headache
a cabbage
a moron
a shallow and self important idiot with nothing whatsoever to say.
a person who works in advertising but thinks he is a footballer
a complete sh-t who’s in need of a major slapping
someone married to a hideous creature
as thick as two short bekams
i sat my ‘o’ level home economics and failed, i felt like a right bekam.
it’s been shown that people who watch ‘reality’ tv are invariably bekams.
when george bush opens his mouth he sounds like a bekam
my brother was in a car crash and suffered severe head injuries and now he sits around all day watching trisha like a right bekam
as daft as a bekam
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