old man talk for “nevermind!”
“felicia was going to come over”- john
“belay that! her name is felicia!” – bill
- the jello man
the act of creating a hole inside of a cup of jello, then c-mming inside the hole filling it in fully. you must then freeze it overnight and feed it to your friend/ and or spouse. if you’re really into that kinda stuff though you can eat it(not recommended) friend: hey are you sure you […]
- old fashioned time
a clever justification for making oneself a beloved old fashioned c-cktail. it’s been a brutal day; i need a drink. i enjoy bourbon; i love old fashioneds. it sounds like it’s old fashioned time!
- frozen water
another name for methamphetamine. i need some frozen water
- hoe dust
when you have a strippers glitter get on your clothes at the strip club. i was at the strip club getting a dance and got her hoe dust on me.
- compliance fatigue syndrome
a state of chronic fatigue induced by having to constantly maintain compliance with the ever-increasing variety of rules, regulations and processes created by middle management bureaucrats in both public and private organizations. i think i’ve got compliance fatigue syndrome from all these rules and regulations we have to obey.