Belch Wash


much like “jet wash” (the rapidly moving gases expelled from a jet engine), “belch wash” is the preferably vile and unpleasant g-sses produced by a belch expelled in the proximity of another person who unknowingly and unavoidably walks through it, ingesting the odorous contents of the belcher’s stomach and expresses a negative reaction.
after a couple scotch on the rocks at the bar, i enjoyed a fine halibut filet in garlic cream sauce, steamed broccoli with jasmine rice. rich and delicious! while walking out of the restaurant i quietly expelled a hot gaseous belch. my unsuspecting wife walking behind me p-ssed right into my belch wash, almost yarped and exclaimed “thanks, i just walked through your belch wash”

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