Belgian Tightrope
the act in which someone is suspended in air by multiple p-n-s’s. specifically in the -n-s, mouth, and both hands, thus resulting in the form of a tightrope. this position was started in belgium due to the low amount of bridges and women.
bob: “did you hear about jack?”
doctor: “no, but please tell.”
bob: “well he was on the receiving end of a belgian tightrope.”
doctor: “oh my! when did this happen, and why is your p-n-s so swollen?”
bob: “about 20 minutes ago. question doc, if your p-n-s takes the weight of 115 pounds while being erect and you hear a loud pop, is that bad?”
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