Belgium Misfire
when a man attempts to initiate v-g-n-l, doggie-style s-x but his p-n-s slips upward into the woman’s b-tt crack and/or -n-s and before he can correct, he -j-c-l-t-s. see also colonial slip.
dude, i think i may be gay—last night i had a belgium misfire on sandy and now i can’t wait for it to happen again.
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