Bell Atlantic


used to be a cable provider, until a merger with gte changed its name (and quality of service) to verizon. in the good old days before sn-bby representatives, disappointing service, and high prices, bell atlantic not only had a cool name, but was awesome.
-sigh- verizon sucks.

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