bellend blend


the creamy blend of sweat, oil, skin and fluids that create sm-gm- on and around the p-n-s b-ll-nd.
i have quite the b-ll-nd blend going on down there. i hope she doesn’t mind.

i found his b-ll-nd blend to be one of the more savory of the kn-b cheeses that i have experienced.

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