bellend


slang for a the n-b of a p-n-s. a b-ll-nd is usually just a complete f-ckwit who lowrides his skinny bent as f-ck jeans with his globe high tops with a range of different clothing above the waist including a lakers snapback, dgk hoodie, gay wanna be gloves with the fingers half cut off, a beanie with an alcohol brand on it even though their gone after one cruiser they also plays music as load as his piece of sh-t sndroid speaker will go.
hes an ugly c-nt looks like a b-ll-nd
british slang for the glans p-n-s, or p-n-s head.
saddam hussein is a b-ll-nd! (as seen on ‘da ali g show’)
the end part of a p-n-s designed so that your hand doesnt slide off when your having a w-nk
get ma b-ll-nd in your mouth b-tch
1. the head of the p-n-s, being vaguely bell shaped. like a mushroom head.
2. a complete idiot.
when you are drunk, you dance like a b-ll-nd.
the head of the male p-n-s. the glans.
do you wanna see my bell end?
the end of a man’s beast.
sadaam is a bell-end. sort him out.
the end of ones c-ck
mr. oller you are a right bell end………and also get a hair cut!
1. the glans of the p-n-s
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell
1. hes got such a big b-ll-nd, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the b-ll-nd!
3. i say vicar, you need to ploish your b-ll-nd!

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