bellhouse flange
part of a car, but can also be used to describe a woman’s s-xual organ.
bloke: has my car past its mot?
mechanic: no, it needs a new bellhouse fl-ng-.
bloke: b-gg-r.
bloke: hey darling, can i fill your bellhouse fl-ng- up with my pork sword?
bird: ok i suppose so…
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