Bellittiere
a metros-xual male who is paranoid all the time, wears a f-nny pack, and totally digs sweatpants that have words like “booty” or “juicy” emblazoned on the posterior aspect of said sweatpants.
person 1: “i went to the mall today and the only thing i could find were douches, bidets, and bellittieres.”
person 2: “seriously! what is this amateur hour? i do like sweatpants though.”
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