belly button hair film
this is the direct result of not owning a bedside rag. a belly b-tton hair film occurs after you have goo’d on your stomach lying in bed. the goo gets on the hair between your p-b-s and your belly b-tton, so you try to get it off by placing your thumb and fore fingers together and sliding them up the hairs. this gets the bulk of the goo off but leaves a film of goo between the hairs. and this is known, to me, as belly b-tton hair film.
i tried to blow a bubble through my belly b-tton hair film the other day, but failed.
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