belmetron 7000
a helmet/bell-end hybrid to the power of 7000. a pedigree belmet of the highest order.
“oh look out!! here comes that ricky andrews, he trys so hard at this promoting game but quite clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about – bless him ! what a belmetron 7000 !!”
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